The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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