when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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