That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
