What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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