He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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