Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Farmville is her only friend.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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