Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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