I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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