you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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