we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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