There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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