But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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