Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
They have beer where we have blood.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
