is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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