My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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