life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So much Jack, so little girl.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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