what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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