I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
