Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
