I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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