So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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