Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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