He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
is this the sara with the beer cane?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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