There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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