its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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