i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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