How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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