he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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