i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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