porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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