adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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