Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
time to smoke my breakfast
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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