does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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