yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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