Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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