She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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