i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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