I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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