He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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