I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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