it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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