I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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