He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He kissed a someone with a penis
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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