No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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