we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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