i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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