Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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