I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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