After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Is it because I queefed?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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