the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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